I was listening to a cd by Joel Osteen and man did i get a good laugh. He was talking about how we should take care of our physical body by eating right. I really liked that whole preach.
So anyhow, he read this poem to the audience that i just thought was wayyy funnier than it shoulda been. It said:
God, Grant me the strength,
Not to fall,
Into the clutches,
Of cholesterol.
At polyunsaturates,
I'll never mutter,
For the road to hell,
Is paved with butter.
And cake is cursed,
And cream is awful,
And Satan is hiding,
In every waffle.
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
In Lucifer is a lollipop.
Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the South..
Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth
LOL! Isn't that funny? Yes, yes it is :D
So watch what cha eat folks. I know i will ;)
